Workflows you run yourself.
A framework, the context we give you, and a skill you install into Claude, Gemini, or ChatGPT. You paste, think, and get an output — not a black box running while you sleep. Build the judgment; don’t outsource it.
Pitch Deck Investor Roaster & Q&A Simulator
Cynical VC red-team audit across 10 slides with a 6-pillar score and complete 10-question investor defense battlecard.
Founder B2B Cold Outreach Architect
Multi-touch permission-based B2B outreach engine for WhatsApp, LinkedIn, and Email with an 8-part objection matrix.
The Ruthless Roadmap
Score your feature backlog with ICE and get a mathematically ranked build order in 20 minutes — with pushback on the ones you're only building because they're fun.
Bootstrapped Unit Economics & Runway Stress Tester
Institutional-grade financial margin & burn rate stress tester with India GST compliance, NRR, & break-even metrics.
B2B Cold Call Scripter
Writes a 30-second B2B cold call script with dynamic branching for the 3 most common objections — so you stop sounding sleazy and stop getting hung up on in 5 seconds.
Customer Interview Insight Extractor (Mom Test + JTBD)
Processes interview notes & call transcripts through The Mom Test & Jobs-to-be-Done to reveal willingness to pay.
Pricing Tier & Monetization Architect
Value metric selection, 3-tier pricing tables, psychological pricing mechanics, and NRR > 110% expansion triggers.
0-to-1 Bootstrapped Hiring & Culture Screener
Scorecards for first 10 core hires, 6 role-specific rubrics, 6 high-agency scenarios, trial task, & ESOP benchmarks.
Churn Autopsy & Retention Engineer
Lifecycle churn segmentation, health score formula (0-100), 3-step win-back emails, & 1-click pause flows.
UGC & Founder Brand Scriptwriter
Short-form 60-sec video scripts across 5 archetypes (Rant, Origin, Tutorial, Myth-Bust, Build) with thumbnail guides.
Competitor Feature Matrix & USP War Room
Strategic group maps, Porter's 5 Forces, WTF Moat extraction, per-competitor battlecards, and SEO keyword gap strategy.
No-Code Tech Stack Selector & Architecture Architect
5 diagnostic questions, AI-native stack options, India compliance (UPI/GST), data backup protocol, & 7-day build plan.
The Interview Interrogator
Generates a 45-minute behavioral interview script and a Red Flag rubric based on the candidate's actual resume — so you stop asking "tell me about yourself" and start catching the exaggerations.